Acceptance (definition): Cash only.
Alien (definition): Those which Human senses cannot confirm.
Anarchists (definition): Humans in need of hierarchy and order.
Art vs Craft (definition): Art is originality and craft is replication.
Beak-Speaker (definition): Browns that blow harder than you think.
Blowtard (definition): Humans who are both Mentally & Physically retarded.
Boer (definition): The end result of a German blowtarding a Frenchie.
Bookstar: (definition): When you're smart enough to know that memorisation would make every actor a genius.
Brocunt (synonym): Blowtard.
Bro-Ethnic (definition): One who (re)verses into (de)fence due to (di)agnostic pretence.
Cashed-DOwn (antonym of Cashed-UP): Pseudo-richies who believe that slumming it in the ghetto will make them legit amongst the poor folk.
Cashed-UP (definition): Queue-jumper.
Cast-Groaning (definition): What you give to get ahead.
Census (definition): Where your mate can jack your name and skip the blame.
Chairing (definition): Solo masturbation whilst sitting on a solid, inanimate, solitary and upright 1-seater chair.
Charity (definition): Laxatives frequently taken by the filthy rich.
Collaboration (definition): When you need others to constantly back-UP your bullshit.
Collectors vs Hoarders (definition): Collectors value quality and hoarders value quantity.
Communism (definition): Humans who deserve to be shot for being sanctimonious suburbanite scum.
Cop (synonym): Meddler.
Crowd-Shouting (definition): The Mental equivalent of fisting your Enemies.
Cult vs Religion (definition): Cults take you for all you're worth, but religion lets you claim it back under a donation.
Democracy (definition): A farce. They should pass an IQ test before being allowed to vote.
Desperado (definition): Basically any Human with no standards.
Dick-Down Line (definition): I'm not comfortable with that level of intimacy.
Disspired (definition): An overthrow for the creative undertow.
Douchebuggy (definition): What a typical faggot rides to impress pug-sluts.
Down-2-Earth (definition): Manure.
English (definition): Lazy German peppered with French pretension.
Euthanasia (definition): The right to death.
Fame (definition): More brocunts know your name.
(Female) Life-Purr [antonym of (Male) Death-Growl]: Vocal-sweetener.
Feminism (definition): Fish(network)ing.
Ghost (definition): Invisible hybrid coward.
Gymming (definition): Solidifying lard.
Hea(r)ter (definition): Martyr for blowtards.
IDiot (definition): What Freud mistook for his Mother because his face was on it.
Illiterati (definition): When you need a permit to build your vocab.
Insanity (definition): When you feel compelled to act upon your insane thoughts.
Irony (definition): A pig teaching rabbits how to bounce.
Job vs Pastime (definition): A job brings you down and a pastime takes you under.
Joker (definition): Failure @ suicide.
Killstar (definition): When you’re wise enough to feel that passive-aggression would make all comedians funny.
Lapp-Top (definition): XXXtra-pickle.
Leftist-Cunt (definition): Because basing all of your relationships on love has really worked out for you.
M(ape)pist (definition): Mental-rapist.
Mortgage (definition): Imbeciles. Obsequor. Untermenschen.
Mursey (definition): Maid-nurse-nanny.
New-Amish (definition): Those who nurture the seed(s) of inevitable failure.
Nice (euphemism): Closet-shitbag.
Okker-Brocunt (definition): Dog show losers with the intellectual capacity of a mule. Also partners to pug-sluts.
Penis-Beanie (synonym of Cervical-Diaphragm): Resealable-crown.
Pick-UP Line (antonym of Dick-Down Line): I heard you bugged me at first contact.
Plune (antonym of Pink): Show me plune!
Polite (definition): When their options insult you.
Pro-Ethnic (antonym of Bro-Ethnic): One who leaps forward but never beyond the wall.
Psychological Parent(s) [antonym of Biological Parent(s)]: The Human(s) you choose to follow.
Pug-Slut (definition): Mustard-Seed.
Punk (definition): Neo-hippie.
Quality (definition): When your soul is made in Germany.
Rap-Music (definition): Self-induced laughter.
Richie (synonym of SO-fisty-cunt): Entitled Humans who believe that plastic surgery and/or a private school education prevents them from being a blowtard.
Rockstar (antonym of Bookstar): Glorified-slutard.
Royalty (definition): Most definitely inbred.
(S)corn-Name (definition): When roughage won't suffice.
Secrets (definition): Lies inevitably exposed.
Sellout (definition): One who vacates their position to meet-UP with the trends.
Semi-Professional (definition): Lacking the talent of an amateur and the affluence of a professional.
Shallow (definition): Humans who hate the Physically beautiful, whilst simultaneously denying that they acknowledge beauty at all.
Sharing (definition): The fence-sitting version of a gift.
Shichau Mountainism (definition): Sam-Yupese zionism.
Slut vs Whore (definition): A slut uses a person for sex; a whore uses a person for money.
Socialism (definition): Purposely invented for the weak, jealous & fucking retarded. Eat or be eaten.
SO-fisty-cunt (synonym of Richie): Poor Humans with the exact same delusions & pretensions of a richie. Their ancestors were also blowtards.
Sympathetico (definition): Humans who blindly defend other Humans who love playing the victim & attack the innocent based on no evidence.
Tee-Sinkhole (definition): When your club and/or balls get dunked off course.
Theft vs Plagiarism (definition): Theft is when they don't pay you (extra); plagiarism is when they don't credit you (enough).
Tree Trunk Legs (definition): When you can't tell the difference in thickness from the cankles all the way up to the bum.
True-Atheist (definition): Those who wear the boots of god, but dropkick when it gets too hard.
United (definition): Social adhesive used to get higher.
Vampire (synonym): Human-alcoholic.
Whitey-Shitehole (definition): Toilet-Paper.
Xenomatter (synonym): Alien.
Yank-Brocunt (definition): Closet-homo.
Zorbortion (definition): When you jump out before 21.
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